Happy Freaking Birthday Jake Delhomme

You totally sucked today Jake, throwing 4, no make that 5 interceptions. Just terrible decision making, terrible throws and I can't believe they didn't bench you. What makes this especially sucky for me is I was just defending you Jake this past week. So many Panther fans want to ditch you and now even I can't defend you. Geez, 6 turnovers for you Jake. What happened? Your preparation obviously left something to desire.

I'm so f-ing pissed. All I ask is to make it a good game and you can't even do that. So I hope you enjoyed your 34th B-day Jake. It might as well be your 54th because you sucked!!! You totally blew our #2 seed and 12-4 record. All wasted!!!

Lord, please someone talk me down. I'm close to the edge man...I need a shot of liquor. The last 5 haven't done the trick. There is still 8 minutes left in this game and I'm going to do shots till the pain subsides.

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So Jake, point to who is most responsible for this loss.

 

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